I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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