What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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