i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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