3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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