I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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