The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
