he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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