come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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