I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
