get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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