I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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