I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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