As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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