Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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