Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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