new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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