# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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