But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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