Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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