no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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