new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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