where am i from again
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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