The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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