The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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