oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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