He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Randomize
