We're facebook friends in real life
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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