That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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