did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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