in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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