so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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