I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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