): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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