I accidentally burped into my bong.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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