i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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