If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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