so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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