Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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