this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Randomize
