I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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