I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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