Reggie can tackle my bush.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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