He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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