Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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