Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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