i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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