Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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