scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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