Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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