Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
