well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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