He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
cat food counts as protein by the way
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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