she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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