is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just threw up on my dentist
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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