Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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